thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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