I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
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As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
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It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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