I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
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dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
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Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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