Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
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Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
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Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
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