In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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