So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
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