So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Randomize
