Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
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