Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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