At least make sure they are 18
Why
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
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