Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
so much tequila, so little girl.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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