i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
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I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
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Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
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