So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
Randomize
