If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
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