i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
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Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
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I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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