Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
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can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
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He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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