My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
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for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
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Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
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