its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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