Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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