He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
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i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
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I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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