He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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