Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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