Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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