At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Why are your pants in the freezer?
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