I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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