In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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