called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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