i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
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If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
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I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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