she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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