i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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