the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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