I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
Randomize
