i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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