she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
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some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
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I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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