i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
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