I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
you guys were way drunker than both of me
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
17 year olds will be the death of me.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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