I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
My ass is underappreciated
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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