I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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