He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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