physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
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Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
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You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
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