Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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