Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
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