what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
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I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
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I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
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