I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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