i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
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I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
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Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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