Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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