I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
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