Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
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Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
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My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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