What a fucking waste of an outfit
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
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So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
birth control should be required to get into college
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
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Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
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