So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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