careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
Randomize
