i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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