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some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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