Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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