I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Randomize
