If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
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Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
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jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
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