"it" just moved
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
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I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
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Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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