Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
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I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
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PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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